May 2012
When your mom cries and you're just like
I don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
detectivewho:
dblaksle:
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
dimestorepoet:
in ten years when our generation is the one popping out babies left right and center i’ll bet you anything all of the popular names will just be ship names and you’ll get a class full of kids called drarry or johnlock or gabilliam and all of the parents will look at each other in the playground and judge each other for their lack of taste
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
kiss-my-sassyness:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
friskmedownnnn:
There’s nothing to do in New Zealand, but drugs. Like you go to a small town and all they do is play rugby or do crack and party. Thats it. Party. & I think like, If we lived somewhere exciting, somewhere where there was shit to do, none of us would be so fucking prone to sniffing shit and drinking shit ya know ? We got a mad drinking culture in this country...
“I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones,...”
– Isobel Thrilling (via enhances)
friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
me: yes I can
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
April 2012
youngstero:
“wow that was epic” says a teenage girl after writing 18 5000 page novels detailing the complete rise and fall of an empire
Lest we forget.
nicklesen:
she wears short skirts
i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and
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dothrak:
Be Calm - Fun.
